BUTTS-CROSSING
population shut the fuck up
get off my lawn
hasta-la-pasta whispered: Alright, so you'll grab the pizza and fly over to my place and we can destroy Yoshi all weekend.

no

hasta-la-pasta whispered: I love your videos. We should totally become friends and order hawaiian pizzas and play Mario Party on the n64 together

there’s a pizza place here called Dave’s Pizza Garage and it has the best Hawaiian pizza I’ve ever had ever. It’s the only pizza I’ll consensually pay like $20 for.

Anonymous whispered: You used my anon message in the beginning of the video and I was so happy so thanks 😏

i hope you’re happy you monster

fuckingolisykes whispered: I just fucking cried laughing at your drunk crossing videos holy shit thankyou for making those exist

Thanks!! I really appreciate it man, seriously.

DRINKING AND CROSSING EPISODE 5: THANKS OBAMA

sweats

sweats

Anonymous whispered: i like the balloon furniture

fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

please love yourself 

Anonymous whispered: can u address butts-crossing and ask him if he'd ever wear a crop top pls its for science

acnlconfessions:

butts crossing… plz.. do it for the children..

butts-crossing:

butts-crossing:

if i see one more nintendo themed room in the happy homes showcase im gonna shit

oh my god

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i fucking hate you all

butts-crossing:

if i see one more nintendo themed room in the happy homes showcase im gonna shit

oh my god